Top Crime Scene Photographer
Top Crime Scene Photographer

♪♪ ♪♪ [dogs bark] [police sirens] [car horns honk] [police chatter] [police sirens]>>Detective’s here. [car door shuts]>>Hey, talk to me. What’ve we got here?>>Looks like a homicide, sir. Blunt force trauma. We recovered a pipe
next to the body. Looks like the murder weapon. And we have a suspect
in custody.>>Do we have an ID?>>Yes, sir,
we’ve notified next-of-kin. [camera shutter clicks] >>What the– >>Tell me your name!>>I’m Detective Turnetti. Who are you?>>Sebastian Paltrow,
crime-scene photographer, and this is my assistant,
Bridgette.>>Hey.>>Right. Any witnesses?>>Uh, yes. There’s a tenant that
heard the scuffle- >>Look over here! [camera shutter clicks]>>Hey! Don’t look at them!>>But they said– >>I know what they said, okay?>>Can you move a little
to the right? Detective, a little
to the right.>>I’m trying to work here!>>Look, you paid a lot of money
for this, okay? Just leave it to me. You’re gonna love the results. Trust me. Now move to the right. Come on. [camera shutter clicks] >>Oh, that turned out nice.>>That’s dope.>>Can I see it?>>Yeah.>>All right, people, listen up! Now we got a lot of work
ahead of us, okay? So let’s focus up
and make some memories, all right? Now, is this … Is this what the
victim’s wearing?>>This is an active crime scene,
so yeah, it is!>>[sigh] Okay, well, we’ll make it work,
all right? I’m going to need
you, you, and you to change shirts
so you’re not wearing the same colors as the victim,
all right? And I don’t want anyone else
wearing white!>>NO! Don’t change! Everybody, keep working!>>Hey, can we get a prop
in here? Okay? I mean, it’s a crime scene. Ha! Not a funeral, people.>>We have this.>>Oh, well, that’s perfect,
yeah.>>No, no, no, no, that needs
to be dusted for prints!>>It’s more visually
interesting. ♪♪ [camera shutter clicks] >>[sighs] >>He’s a magician, man.>>And… Toss!>>What are you doing?! I can’t have you
throwing confetti all over my crime scene!>>Look, I know things can get
a little stressful, but remember,
this is supposed to be a happy occasion.>>No, it’s not!>>Well, to each his own, okay? All right, can we bring out
the suspect so that we can do some couple shots? All right? All right,
everyone else take five. It’s going to be nice. Love it. ♪♪>>[sigh] The court finds the
defendant guilty… of having the most beautiful
crime scene. Mmm. [gavel pound] ♪♪>>Hey, everyone! Hey, everyone! Thanks for watching… Watching. Don’t forget to subscribe and
leave a comment below about a time when a
photographer’s been really annoying to you. I can’t see.>>You’re doing great!>>You are the worst.>>I love it! Here, here, here. Here we go.>>Hey, everyone. Thanks for watching this video. Don’t forget to like
and share… with all your photography
friends.>>Speaking of like,
I am loving this! Yes! There we go. Yeah. There we go! That’s the money shot
right there. This guy never smiles! He’s so stiff.

100 thoughts on “Top Crime Scene Photographer”

  1. IzzyMarie33 says:


  2. IzzyMarie33 says:

    Once, I was in school taking a test that determined if I would move to the next grade, and this photographer walked around our room taking pictures. It was sooo anoying

  3. Hunterthetina says:

    For some reason this makes me tired

  4. Tee Carr says:

    You gotta love Jeremy: his comedic appearance is straight, but hilarious! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»

  5. Maria Griffin says:

    This whole sketch was a gay wedding photoshoot. Is Adam trying to tell us something?

  6. C 22 says:

    I love the sketches where Jeremy is normal and everyone else is crazy

  7. TheMetalController166 says:

    3:21 the photographer who is annoying to me is my mother

  8. Home Minier says:

    My mom is my photographer😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  9. H H says:

    Jeremy looks good in that

  10. ZipDrawers says:


  11. Zachary Peterson says:

    is this the same photographer as the one on the hike on a different episode?

  12. Bridget Gahr says:

    I love Bridget because that's my nameπŸ˜β€οΈπŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒΉπŸ˜β€οΈπŸ€—πŸ’•πŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊπŸŒΊβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒ§β˜€οΈ=🌈

  13. Half&Half animations says:

    every day of my life im just dat beast

  14. Zeal Saballa says:

    I feel annoyed

  15. Cotton Candy says:

    My brother in law is a professional wedding photographer. Sooooooo…..

  16. Asterix says:

    got a add for purple mattress with mallory in it

  17. Sophia Sanger says:

    In school photos the photographers tell us to pose and I standand then they say no but your hand stand parallel send right on the wax and yeah it's annoying

  18. C S says:

    Honestly i would be Stephen

  19. Queen Jo says:

    I am a photographer

  20. Tom Sykes says:

    my wedding

  21. Holly Peterson says:

    I am that annoying photographer

  22. Emma H 2024 says:


  23. Carl and Trisha Swart says:

    He was so annoying!

  24. emma chauvin says:

    who feeds cake to a dead person

  25. Liv Duex says:

    all hail judge stacey!!!

  26. abigayle jones says:

    The pure joy on Stephens face when he caught the bouquet made me so happy.

  27. potatoman ham says:

    One time when I went on vacation there was this one person walking around and they keeped taking pictures of me and my sister and telling us to buy the pictures

  28. Flower star says:

    this is just like from Sherlock Holmes or the other show.i might be wrongπŸ™‚πŸ˜

  29. Mr SlothJamie says:

    who noticed that Jeremy was bored in every photo?

  30. Gavin Barnett says:

    Jeromy in the photos dough

  31. Whitney Wagstaff says:

    At time a photographer has been annoying to me, this photographer was obsessed with cheesy and romantic photos, so she made me kiss my dumb as frick brother! And my mom posted it on frickin Facebook! So embarrassing!

  32. Enolp says:

    β€œ-When a photographer has been really annoying to you”
    …every school photo

  33. Arianne Milosavljevic says:

    the dead guy on the chair looked like Edward Cullen LOL

  34. Maybe Human says:

    3:09…..I thought Stacey's last name was Harkey

  35. Natalie Borzone says:

    You guys have been a amazing role model for me and my best friend Ruby!!!
    "And this is my assistant Bridget! " my fav part!!!β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ“·πŸ“Έ

  36. Shrimpy Sydney says:

    Lol! That awkward part with Jeremy in the background……

  37. Elizabeth Lawson says:

    β€œThis is supposed to be a happy occasion”
    β€œNot its not!!”

  38. PickleMan42 says:

    Pause at 2:44πŸ˜‚ anyone see JeremyπŸ˜‚

  39. Andrew Scroggins says:

    This channel should have more than dude perfect

  40. mamawisely says:

    I love studio c! Subscribe?

  41. LunaZKRaven GACHA says:

    Can we get a second one of these

  42. Micah Cash says:


    He had the most beautiful crime scene you've ever seen…

  43. Lauren Waters says:


  44. Caitlyn Parsons says:

    Omg my sister was the taking photos of me once and I swear she was like, " ok now a little to the left and maybe a bit to the right now put your head up move it left then put it back down." SHE WAS SOOOOOOO ANNOYING

  45. Ingrid Mae Bergman says:

    Jeremy is always so sensible

  46. Abigail Hiatt says:

    Okay this comment has nothing to do with this screech but you should make a BISQUE -ITS sketch

  47. Erica perfection McAlister says:

    Did Jeremy's crack there at the end?

  48. Hi, I am a cat! says:

    The photographer was the murderer and he was touching everything to give a reason why his prints would be there

  49. Maia Groudas says:

    Shawn, Buzz, and Lassie

  50. Alexandra B says:


  51. Bridget Mullins says:


  52. Catman says:

    obstructing an investigation, can't you arrest him for that?

  53. Annette Gatlin says:

    Pics turned out great! πŸ˜ƒ

  54. Jam Jam says:

    My mom is photographer so yeah she annoys me 24/7

  55. Leigh-Evan Kitzmiller says:

    Wow, that has happened to me before!!! It was so annoying!!!! The he lady had a faded mustache!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  56. Everyday Theatre says:

    I was near the Golden Gate Bridge and I asked an old man to take my photo and he kept retaking it. It was sooooooo annoying

  57. Raye J says:

    I remember one time at theatre camp, we'd have this hour or so before curfew to hang out on campus wherever, but most of us would go to the canteen to dance and eat pizza. And the girls would usually dress up and take a bunch of group pictures before we went because we were stupid young teens. So one night a few cabins, including mine had gotten punished with early curfew, and I'm so ready to just ditch the pictures and go but some of the girls werelike, no, stay for pictures, please! And I'm just like, if we stand around taking pictures any longer, by the time you people are done, it will be curfew already! And then I left with a few other girls who were frustrated with the picture situation. Once we were like, fifteen or sixteen, nobody really did that anymore, though

  58. Sssniperwolf YT says:

    Sees dead body
    Can you move to the right?

    cop moves it to the right

    take pic of dead body

    throws camera breaking it


  59. Another FluffyNinja says:

    happy death day

  60. Gaming Oherload says:

    He was totally the murderer he just came in to distract them fom imvestigating and got touched the murder weapon to hide there prints on it and even further disrupting the body and moving it around and getting it dirty and adding finverprints. Yep, they are the murders.

  61. Awesomebooboobear 1 says:

    When I was 5 or 6 I was having fairy photos she got mad a lot

  62. TheBeast24 says:

    Jeremy in this reminds me sooo much of Ron Swanson πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  63. John The Target Cashier says:

    I am a Photographer so I ANNOY MYSELF!!! lol

  64. Miracle Schmidt says:

    I thought Jeremy was gonna be the dead one

  65. Joe Charles says:

    Photography rd e so anniying… Uh sir I'm gonna need u to move to the left
    … I'm not even n in the dang shot!!!

  66. Steven Meree says:

    Photographers at theme parks are the worst.

  67. Kara Schuyler says:

    Stacey πŸ˜„

  68. Arianna & Alexis says:


  69. Jonathan Mammen says:

    i love studio c
    its awesome

  70. window says:

    I wish he could work for me as a wedding photographer.

  71. baubleonabudget says:

    Can’t choose your favorite cast member? Choose with the last digit in the number of likes on this comment!

    0. Mallory
    1. Natalie
    2. Whitney
    3. Matt
    4. Steven
    5. Jason
    6. Jeremy
    8. Stacey
    9. Adam

    (Did I miss someone? I don’t know haha)

  72. Maddie Melody says:

    At 2:40 you can see Jeremy drinking like β€˜I need this’

  73. Leah Pressley says:

    The photographer did it! That’s why he was messing things up and distracting everyone! IT’S SO OBVIOUS!

  74. Alphabet Soup says:

    This is my assistant "Bridgette".

  75. B-ball 4ever says:

    It's brigget

  76. Dudepilot 747 says:

    I marched in the 2019 NYC St Patty's Day Parade with my high school Marching Band. Right when we stepped off, a photographer with the press was taking photos of us, and he stuck his camera right up in my face. I just looked at the camera and kept on marching and playing like nothing had ever happened.

  77. Ivanskiii says:

    Its bridgette from loving lyfe!

  78. Alexis Leach says:

    my mom has been an anoying photographer.

  79. Gabrianna Beard says:

    0:38 future name for jk studios living lyfe maid…??

  80. Jackson Green says:

    2:33 posing with the dead guy

  81. PaperPup 12150 says:

    Where’s Barry Allen???

  82. Sa TEW says:

    Sometimes those joke make me rage instead of joy

  83. AR Realubit says:

    I like how Jeremy looks like a real detective kinda suits him

  84. Toxic Ari says:

    This reminds me of school pictures. The people taking the pictures make you smile til your smile reaches your forehead.

  85. Bridget Gero says:

    0:37 ah. that's my name.

  86. Elizabeth Grace says:

    Jeremy is literally me at parties

  87. Typical Horse says:

    This is me being a perfectionist.

    Detective: are you serious
    Me: welll?? Don’t you want proof pictures??
    Detective: …

  88. ART SMART CAMP says:

    OMG!!!! BRIDGE-ETTE!!! Like if you got the Jk! Studios reference!!

  89. Olivia Hall says:


  90. Awurama HUGHES says:

    I wonder how Jeremy looks like without the stache

  91. Ultra Capacity says:

    At a wedding, she asked us if we wanted our picture taken. We said yes, got ready an when we turned around…she was walking away…WHY?!

  92. Kaushik Das says:

    Jeremy sure does look the part of a dashing detective without his glasses.

  93. Himye says:

    It was the Butler.

  94. Aum Acharya says:


  95. Jeremy Branch says:

    brejette is in LOVIN LYFE !!!!!!!!! IS SHE NAMED AFTER HER πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ !!!

  96. Kate Legends says:

    It's Briget, not Bridjet!

  97. Audrey and Remington says:

    Basically the exact same thing happened to me!!!

    I was at biology class, and we were doing fetal pig dissections. I took a bunch of pictures so I could use them for my homework. When I checked my phone, the gallery had automatically made an album of the pictures… a special moments album complete with sweet classical music and pink sparkles around the dead pig.

  98. Shivani 123 says:

    Stephen looks 100% like a cop πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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