The following video tastes like chicken. [swoosh]
In earlier videos, I’ve told you about my favorite things to hear, smell, and touch. And this time, let’s do it — my favorite things to taste. [music plays]
McDonald’s french fries. Unbelievable. They are so good. I don’t know what it is, but they are better than everybody else’s and you know it when you eat them. McDonald’s burgers. The regular hamburger. I love that. I even like it better than the Quarter Pounder. It’s just different. I don’t know what it is, but i love it. A turkey dinner. An American Thanksgiving with all the trimmings. You know, the potato and the stuffing and the cranberries and everything. Probably one of my favorite meals of all. A good steak dinner. A nice piece of steak. A good filet mignon that’s cooked just right. Like at a baseball game, for example, a hot dog. It always tastes better at the ball game, right? Same with one of those hot pretzels. Always good in the bleachers. I love chocolate. Dark and milk chocolate like Kit Kat and stuff and plain M&Ms are delicious. And I love foreign chocolate too. Stuff that’s not made here in the US. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the vegetable oil that’s in the U.S. stuff that’s not in the other but’s so much better outside this country. Fruit flavors. You know, like Jolly Ranchers and Now and Laters and things like that, but I don’t like the real fruit. A Twix candy bar is a good one too. Those are always nice. You get two – one for each cavity. [laughs] [music plays] After all this food I need something to drink. How about a cold beer on a hot summer’s day. Even after a long day at the plant, you know, there’s nothing like an ice cold beer. Or a rum and tonic. One of my favorite drinks. I always get that with a little bit lime. Fantastic. A Coca-Cola or a root beer. Two of my favorite sodas. I’ll get those. Nothing like a shot of great tequila as well. You know, it’s fantastic. You can taste all the different notes that are in it. And I liked a mixed drink with vodka too. I just do. [laughs]
[music continues] Ooh, after all this to eat and drink I’ve got take care of my mouth now. Some nice minty toothpaste. A good strong one. Right? It feels so good when you brush your teeth. Listerine or those Listerine breath strips are fantastic. And of course, that minty dental floss, right. Not just the regular plain old floss, but it’s got a little flavor on it. The taste novacane. Every now and then you get a little on the back of your tongue. It’s a strange little flavor but I like it.
[music plays] There’s a bunch I forget in the food and drinks category. I like pizza. But I like good pizza like New York pizza. I like some fish. You know, swordfish is great. Salmon. I like tuna. But I like a tuna fish sandwich or real tuna steaks. Nothing in between. Who can forget salt, right? I mean, it’s delicious and you can put it on just about anything. In the morning, an egg sandwich, right. A couple of eggs on a bagel. Even scrambled eggs are nice too. Pancakes are so good. Nice stack of pancakes in the morning. Waffles too. Even french toast. All that good breakfast stuff. I’m not sure what it is and I’ve only had it a couple times but it’s fantastic. These little peppers you that you can just have a bite of, but oh my god it makes my eyes water. It makes me dance in my chair but it’s wonderful. I love it. A roast beef sandwich with horseradish. That’s my go to lunch every time. And the hotter the horseradish, the better I like it. Shrimp cocktail I’ll eat sometimes. I don’t know if it’s one of my favorites but it’s good. And again, the hotter the sauce, the better I like it. I like ketchup but I only like ketchup on a burger. That’s it. I won’t have it anywhere else. Ice cream of course. Like who doesn’t like that, right? But I’m a little bit of a snob. I like the fancy ice cream. You know, I don’t like the stuff just in your grocer’s freezer. You know, not Breyers. I’m kidding. I’m kidding.
[music plays] [music continues] Back when I smoke, there was nothing I liked better than a nice Newport filter cigarette. Or, the first drag of a cigarette with a match or a Zippo lighter. [gasp] Mmmm. Just thinking about it I could taste it right now. This video is not meant to encourage smoking… but if you want to live it up. [laughs]